Top 10 Ways How to Not Communicate Your Office Crush

2 February, 2006 - 10:01
Ways to avoid embarrassment / legal expenses.

Heartsby Kelly Kass

    

 

 

1. Drunkenly proposition the person in a taxi after a company event

 

2. Grab his/her butt during happy hour  

3. Give unsolicited shoulder massages to your crush to relieve "workday stress"  

4. Leave anonymous notes in the person's mailbox  

5. Send suggestive e-mails inquiring about a large hard drive  

6. Doodle your crush's name in your notebook during a departmental meeting  

7. Make him/her your screensaver  

8. Think up lame excuses to borrow office supplies  

9. Play footsie under the table during lunch  

10. Get caught together on a surveillance camera during a late-night "brainstorming" session

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